President-Elect Donald Trump is expected to announce a major rebranding for his presidential transition team this week after having received complaints of “wokeism” regarding the word “transition” in the title.
Numerous sources are confirming that several members of Trump’s transition team are confused over the name “transition team” and the role of this organization in the weeks leading up to Inauguration Day. And their concerns have been echoed by members of Project 2025’s Heritage Foundation, as well as nearly 2,000 complaints from supporters nationwide.
“It’s not Donald Trump’s fault this is called a ‘transition team’,” said one inside source close to Mr. Trump. “This is some socialist, wokeist bullshit from the Biden administration. They made all of their staffers get sex changes. Did you know that? Alex Jones told me that. And I believe it. Fucking gay frogs. So President Trump is going to fix it. I promise you, nobody is getting sex changes or ‘gender affirming care’ with him on the job.”
Trump’s Transition Team speaks out
“When I hear ‘transition team,’ it makes me think of, you know, ‘transitioning’. Like a dude turning into a chick,” said one of our sources. “Donald Trump is an alpha male, not some pink-haired liberal cuck. We’re not ‘transitioning’ here. We should call it a ‘freedom’ team. A ‘Make America Great Again’ team. This label of ‘transition team’ is something from the Biden administration. We need less wokeism, not more.”
Another source close to Mr. Trump confirmed that many in his camp are concerned regarding the transition team monicker. “I don’t even know what this is supposed to mean. Who is transitioning? Are we supposed to hold down the President, lop his balls off and give him tits? I mean, he’s already got a nice set of presidential honkers so that would be easy. He’d make for a really beautiful woman. I’d definitely hit that. And that’s not gay because he’d be a lady, you know? I really beautiful, sexy lady.”
“Unless it means the members of the team are supposed to transition,” another source added. “I’m not doing that. We voted to stop the woke agenda. I’m not undergoing mandatory gender reassignment. If I wanted the big government to change my gender I’d have voted for Harris.”
Yet another member of the Trump transition team echoed similar frustrations. “I don’t think it’s right that the government can just change my gender for me. When I joined the Trump campaign, I thought we were fighting against this sort of thing. But I’ll quit before that happens. The government has no right telling me what I can or can’t do with my own body. It’s my body! I should have a choice in what I … uh … wait … shit, don’t publish that last bit, please.”
Trump decision could come in next 24 to 48 hours
Trump is expected to make his decision and announce the new name for his transition team in the next day or two. Sources say he’s considering the name “Trump He-Man Team One” for the rebranding. Though one source says a different name has been floated repeatedly by the president-elect himself.
“[Trump] is really into the idea of renaming the transition team as the ‘Special Squad,” our source claims. “He really thinks that name is going to resonate with his supporters. I agree with that assessment, too. ‘The Trump S.S.’ has a ring to it, you know? It’s almost nautical or something.”
“We need an American Trump S.S. to stop the liberal agenda,” they continued. “And it aligns with those little pins a lot of our team already wear. Stephen Miller was excited and threw his hand up in the air to celebrate, so I think that’s the name the President-Elect is going with.”
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