Vatican Apologizes After White Smoke Confusion: ‘Sorry, We Were Just Vaping A Lot’
The Vatican released a formal apology Thursday after having accidentally released white smoke over the Sistine Chapel, saying...
Putin, Trump Negotiating Landmark Deal to Sell California
Donald Trump is hoping to sell California to Russia, and has engaged in numerous lengthy discussions with Vladimir Putin to land the deal.
Netflix to Host Boxing Match
Following the Tyson vs. Paul fight and its massive viewership, Netflix has announced its next boxing match: Joseph...
Matt Gaetz Finally Pulls Out: Never Should’ve Been In There to Begin With
After facing mounting concerns over his mounting of an underage sex-trafficked child, Matt Gaetz is finally pulling out....
Sarah Palin Tapped for Interior Secretary Role
Sarah Palin has been named Secretary of the Interior following Donald Trump's confusion over what the Department of the Interior actually does.
Trump Safe After Rogue Chicken Bone Attempts to ‘Make America Great Again’
Donald Trump is recovering quickly after a KFC chicken bone made an attempt on his life. Trump alleges an Iranian connection to the attack.
Democrats: “It’s Nancy’s turn!” Pelosi to Run for President in 2028
In a shocking press release issued this morning, the Democratic Party has revealed that Nancy Pelosi has already been nominated for the 2028 presidential race.
Trump Renames Transition Team After Complaints of ‘Wokeism’
President-Elect Trump is restructuring his 2024 transition team after numerous supporters voiced concerns of 'wokeism' regarding the word 'transition'
Lawyer Defends Matt Gaetz: She was a ‘Miner’, not a ‘Minor’
A defense attorney defended Matt Gaetz during a recent interview, claiming his client is far too ugly for any woman to have sex with him. Even for money.